Total Medals Earned: 397 (From 67 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,285 Points
Medals Earned: 2/8 (30/290 points)
Medals Earned: 8/12 (300/500 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (55/195 points)
Medals Earned: 1/6 (50/360 points)
Medals Earned: 1/11 (10/395 points)
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Medals Earned: 5/7 (210/260 points)
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/150 points)
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/300 points)
Reach chaos for the first time
Purchase the turret upgrade before the 8th day.
Buy the Atomic Bomb
Purchase all of the store upgrades.
Cause enough chaos to reach the x5 Multiplier
Save up $30,000 in earnings.
Beat the game before reaching the 20th Day
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush the Space Shuttle
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Crush the Concorde
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Took part in NG character survey
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
10000 clicks.
Think of this medal when you press that K button.
Prisoner of war turned hero.
Now THAT'S what I call dedication
You wield that keyboard like a pianist.
Finished Level 1
Finished Level 2
Finished level 3 and Defeated Boss 1.
Finished Level 7
Finished Level 4
Finished Level 5
Finished Level 6 and Defeated Boss 2.
Finished Level 10 and Defeated Boss 3.
Finished Level 9
Finished Level 8
Completed the game.
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Recover some strength
Get your legs back
Become a full human
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Restore the fountain's flow
